February 09, 2006
To Bend You Over My Knee..
Hotdog , I love you so much.
So , an interesting bit of prison news.
My friend Asa just got released after a couple of weeks in Wayside. The same wayside thats been plagued with race riots all month. A bad place for a slight and long hair haired charachter like Asa! So , after being booked into general population he decided it was definitely NOT safe for him in there , he called a guard and requested to moved to the gay wing.
"Why didn't you tell us you were homosexual at intake?"
"Oh sorry , I forgot."
Well they moved him , and gave him his new 'gay' jumpsuit (powder blue!).
But before that they gave him a standard test where you have to PROVE your sexuality. I would love to see that test. The prison gay test. Someone please steal one for me.
Also , apparently the new derogatory term for those in the powder blue is 'brokeback'. As in "Hey Brokeback , gimmie your fucking sandwich!" The far reaching influence of Hollywood astounds..
Posted by Cali at February 9, 2006 09:53 PM